face smudging
when you slam your face into the car window like a desperate toddler trying to get candy from a vending machine. it’s how you tell other drivers you’re not just mad, you’re officially unhinged.
i face smudged so hard the window left a mark on my forehead and my mom called the cops.
my face smudged so much my dog started barking at me like i was a ghost.
i face smudged so hard i think my face is now permanently stuck to the window.