Face smashing phone - A big, old phone that people use to give each other the wors

A big, old phone that people use to give each other the worst headache ever. It rings like a church bell when it hits your face.

I used it on my little brother because he wouldn’t stop poking me.

My cousin whacked me with it because I said her hair looked like a disaster.

I used it on my friend because he said my laugh was loud.