Face Settee
Someone who takes the hit like it’s a job. They don’t complain when people sit on their face, they just accept it like it’s their destiny.
My neighbor is the face settee of the block. Every day, kids come to sit on his face and he just lets them.
At work, my boss is the face settee. We all sit on her face during meetings and she just laughs it off.
My friend’s a face settee. He lets his whole group sit on his face during game nights and he never says no.