Face Rake - So annoying or fake that I want to take a rake and hit your

So annoying or fake that I want to take a rake and hit your face like it's a bad day at the grocery store.

My brother is a face rake. He tried to prank me with a fake spider. I face raked him.

My teacher called me a face rake after I told her a joke that was worse than her coffee.

My friend face raked me because I spilled soup on his shirt. Now he has a rash.