face-post
When you always add a face or emoji after every single message, even if it’s just 'hi' and you’re messaging your mom
'Hey mom' with a 😘. It’s 3 a. m. and you’re texting your mom. What’s next, a 💅?
He said 'I’m fine' with a 😠. I’m not even sure he’s alive anymore.
She texted 'I love you' with a 🤍. It’s like she’s trying to sell a 💍.