face pet

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A man’s beard, especially when it looks like a raccoon stole a bar of soap and took a nap in it. Also known as Jake Gyllenhaal’s face after he forgot to shave and looked like he got into a fight with a pillow.
My dad’s face pet looks like he got stuck in a bush and forgot to come out.
Jake Gyllenhaal’s face pet is so legendary, it should have its own Wikipedia page.
My uncle’s face pet is so wild, it scares the dogs.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you touch someone’s face like they’re a stressed-out cat and you’re the calm human who just gave them a snack.
My mom face pets me every time I fail a test, like I’m her emotional support kid.
He face petted his girlfriend so hard, she started crying happy tears.
My brother face pets his dog every morning, like it’s a morning ritual.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you shove a pill in someone’s mouth so fast, it’s like you’re trying to make them swallow a raccoon’s revenge.
She face petted me with an XTC pill and I almost choked on my own pride.
My friend got face petted with an MDMA pill and now he’s dancing in the middle of the street.
He face petted me with a pill so hard, I thought I was going to die from joy.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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