Face Pas - You try to message a friend on Facebook, but some random per

You try to message a friend on Facebook, but some random person who stole their account answers back, and it’s the worst kind of embarrassment.

Hey bro, you going to the game?

My ex's cousin who still uses my old account replied: 'I’m not going, I’m busy crying about you.'

You message your crush, and their dad says, 'I’m not your crush, I’m your dad.'