face-pants
Imagine your face is a toilet. Now imagine you're wearing it like pants. That's face-pants. You're so ugly you're wearing your own face like a pair of pants.
@joker234: I'm wearing face-pants today. My mom said I look like a melted hot dog.
DM: Hey, you got face-pants on. Are you trying to scare people?
Text: I'm wearing face-pants and I'm not sorry. You're all losers.