face-pants
Face-pants are the revenge of the weak. When someone says your mom’s face, you say face-pants. It’s like telling them your mom’s face is the worst thing ever.
Text: Your mom’s face is ugly. I’m wearing face-pants. You’re dead.
DM: Your mom’s face is like a broken toaster. I’m wearing face-pants.
Tweet: Your mom’s face is a disaster. I’m wearing face-pants. You’re finished.