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Face-pants are like regular pants, but for your face. You wear them when you're too lazy to shave and you're too embarrassed to show your face.

Text: I forgot to shave my face, so I wore face-pants. My beard is now a full-blown beard-ception.

DM: My face is a mess. I'm wearing face-pants. You're welcome.

Tweet: Face-pants = my life. #nofacelife #beardgoals