face-pants - Face-pants are for the biggest douches on earth. You’re so a

Face-pants are for the biggest douches on earth. You’re so annoying, you’re wearing your face like pants. You’re like a walking disaster.

@lameperson: I’m the king of face-pants. You’re just a peasant.

Text: You talk too much. You’re wearing face-pants. You’re a walking disaster.

DM: You're so annoying, you need face-pants. Just like a sandwich.