face painting
You get covered in your lover’s poop on your face, and they can either spray it, roll it, or draw it like a messy artist.
She spray-painted me with her poop and I looked like a mess. #facepainting #poopface
He rolled a poop on my face and it was the worst. #facepainting #poopart
She stick-painted me with poop and I looked like a poop masterpiece. #facepainting #poopmasterpiece