face painter
A sports fan who thinks the team is perfect, even when they’re losing 20-0. They’ll yell at you if you don’t wear their face paint to every game like it’s a sacred ritual.
He painted his face blue and green for the whole season even though the team got eliminated in the first round.
He called me a ‘bandwagoner’ for not wearing the face paint during the championship game.
He showed up to the game with face paint on and a fake mustache just because.