Face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes
Your face is so bad it could make a vampire cry and a ghost run away.
My friend’s face looks like a can of smashed arseholes. He told me he’s going to start a cult.
My dog ran away when I showed him my face. I think he joined a gang.
I looked in the mirror and screamed. My face was a can of smashed arseholes.