Face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes
You look like someone took a punch to the face and then threw a banana in your mouth.
My brother’s face is so bad it’s like a can of smashed arseholes. He thinks he’s a rock star.
My neighbor’s face is like a can of smashed arseholes. I told her she should be a ghost.
My mom said my face looked like a can of smashed arseholes. I told her she was ugly too.