face-ofish
Face-ofish is when you’re too cheap to buy a ring but too proud to admit you’re still single, so you fake a relationship on Facebook just to look cool.
Ugh, I’m face-ofish with Jake. He won’t commit, but I can’t delete him from my profile.
Why is my ex still face-ofish with me? It’s been two years!
I’m face-ofish with my boss. He’s my fake boyfriend. He thinks I’m a secretary.