Face-Muppet
A big lump on your face from getting hit so hard it looked like someone glued a Muppet to your face.
My cousin got hit in the face so hard, it looked like a Muppet had married her nose.
That kid got kicked so hard, his face looked like a Muppet had a face transplant.
My neighbor’s face looks like a Muppet got run over by a truck.