face mullet
A goatee. It's the worst hair trend since the 80s. Everyone thinks it's cool, but it's just a tiny beard that looks like it was drawn with a marker.
My brother’s face mullet looks like it was drawn with a marker and then left in the sun. It’s terrible.
My friend’s face mullet is so bad, I think it’s a crime. It’s like he forgot to shave and then got a tattoo of a goatee.
My teacher has a face mullet and thinks it’s stylish. It’s not. It’s just bad.