face mullet
A goatee. It's like the mullet's cousin who got a bad haircut and thinks it's cool. Only douches with too much confidence and too little style wear it.
My uncle has a face mullet and thinks he's a rockstar. He’s not. He’s a man with a goatee who still wears jeans with holes.
My boss has a face mullet and thinks he's the king of the office. He’s not. He’s just the guy who forgot to shave.
My neighbor’s dog has a face mullet. It’s just a goatee. It’s not cool. It’s just sad.