face mullet
A face mullet is when you have a goatee and you think you're the best at facial hair. It's just a tiny beard and you're too proud to admit it.
My dad has a face mullet and thinks he's a legend. He’s not. He just has a goatee and no self-awareness.
My coworker’s face mullet is so bad, I think it should be illegal. It’s like a goatee that forgot to be cool.
My cousin has a face mullet and thinks it's the best thing since sliced bread. It’s not. It’s just a goatee.