Face Lint
Face Lint is when you think you’re all set, but there’s a tiny patch of hair that makes you look like a weirdo. It’s the worst kind of betrayal.
Shaved my face and missed a patch. Now I look like I got hit by a weirdo hair.
I shaved my face, missed a spot, and now I look like a weirdo with a face.
I thought I was clean-shaven, but a tiny patch of hair came back and turned me into a weirdo.