Face Lint
Face Lint is when you think you’re all smooth and clean-shaven, but there’s a tiny patch of hair that looks like it’s mocking you. It’s the worst.
My beard came back in one patch. I look like a raccoon that got hit by a hair dryer.
I shaved my face and now I have a tiny patch of hair. My girlfriend called me a fuzzy turd.
Shaved my face and missed a spot. Now I look like I got hit by a whisker tornado.