Face like a painter's lunchbox

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You see a girl's face and you instantly think of something gross and colorful.
I walked into the room and saw her face. It was like looking at a vomit painting.
Her face made me want to quit art class forever.
I asked her out. She said yes. Then I saw her face again. I instantly regretted it.
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Your face is so bad it looks like it was made by a kid who got kicked out of art club.
He showed me his face. I felt like I was looking at a kid’s failed project.
She gave me that face. I instantly wanted to throw up and draw over it.
His face was like a kid who painted with spaghetti. It was a mess.
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You look at someone's face and think they used a whole can of spray paint and a dead animal.
She walked in and her face was like a dead raccoon got sprayed with glitter.
His face looked like a kid who tried to paint with a whole can of paint and failed.
Her face was so bad I wanted to call the art police.
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You see someone's face and you swear they used a crayon and a garbage can.
He had that face. I thought he used a crayon and a trash can for art.
She walked in and I thought she got her face from a garbage can.
His face looked like he used a crayon and a garbage can. It was that bad.
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You see someone’s face and you think they used a paint splatter and a dead fish.
Her face looked like a dead fish got painted with a splatter of red paint.
He came in with that face. It was like a dead fish got painted with a splatter.
She had that face. It looked like a dead fish and a paint splatter had a baby.
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