face lag - Face lag is when your face goes blank like a dead fish. It o

Face lag is when your face goes blank like a dead fish. It only happens to people who are too lazy to think.

My dad’s face lagged when I asked him for money. It was like he had no brain.

During the meeting, my boss’s face lagged so much, I thought he had a stroke.

My neighbor’s face lagged when I told him I was moving out. It was like he lost his best friend.