Face-hugger
A psycho lover who wants to make a baby right away and then forgets about it once it’s born. Like the alien from the movie but with worse mood swings.
My girlfriend got pregnant and then acted like I was the one who got knocked up.
That guy I dated wanted to make a baby the day we met and then left me with the kid.
My ex got pregnant and then left me with the baby and a note that said 'Sorry, I’m out.'