Face Harness
A dildo strap that goes on your face like a bad haircut. It’s so gross, people in LA took pictures of it and sent them to their friends like it was a death threat.
My mom got a Face Harness and texted me, 'I look like a prisoner.'
My friend got one and posted it on Instagram with the caption, 'I feel like a rejected pizza topping.'
My brother got a Face Harness and sent me a DM that said, 'I look like a man who just ate a sock.'