face hamster
A face hamster is when a man has a goatee so dumb it looks like it came from a man who got stuck in a hamster cage.
His goatee is a face hamster. I think he’s a prisoner of a hamster.
The guy at the gym has a face hamster. I think he’s trying to make me cry.
My brother’s goatee is a face hamster. He should be in a cage.