Face-Gout
Face-Gout is when your face is so bad it makes your dog cry. It’s like your face is a crime scene and you’re the guilty one.
His face looked like it had been through a war. Face-Gout, no joke.
She had zits, bags, and a nose that looked like it was melting. Face-Gout, pure genius.
He came out of the shower looking like a monster. Face-Gout, legend.