Face-Gout
Face-Gout is when your face is so bad it makes your mom say, 'Why do you look like that?' It’s like your face is covered in dirt and bad decisions.
He looked like he had a face full of chicken grease. Face-Gout, for real.
She came in with a face like a fried egg. Face-Gout, legend.
He looked like he’d been hit by a face-melting laser. Face-Gout, baby.