Face-Gout
Face-Gout is when your face looks like it got hit by a truck and a raccoon. It’s ugly, it’s bad, and it’s probably why people avoid you.
My cousin’s face looks like a broken pizza. Face-Gout, for real.
She woke up with a beard and a pimple the size of a golf ball. Face-Gout, baby.
He tried to be cool, but his face looked like it had a meltdown. Face-Gout, 10/10.