face full of nut
A face full of nut is when someone else’s jizz becomes your new hairstyle, and you have to deal with it.
At the gym, my friend got a face full of nut from a guy who was too loud.
During the beach party, I got a face full of nut from someone who thought he was cool.
At the birthday party, my cousin got a face full of nut. He was too busy eating cake to notice.