face fomo - Face FOMO is the worst. It’s when you’re so mad at someone’s

Face FOMO is the worst. It’s when you’re so mad at someone’s face that you eat ice cream and cry into your pillow like it’s your best friend.

I saw his face, I ate ice cream, I cried in my pillow like it was my ex.

She posted a face, I cried in my soup, and I called my dog for support.

He smiled at me and I started a TikTok about my sadness.