Face Fist'r - Face Fist'r is the only energy drink that could make a grown

Face Fist'r is the only energy drink that could make a grown man cry. It’s like getting hit with a brick wrapped in confetti and a swear word.

I drank Face Fist'r and my dog ran away screaming.

My mom said I had the face of a man who just got yelled at by a dragon.

My teacher thought I was possessed after I downed two cans.