Face Fist'r - Face Fist'r is like getting a punch to the face from a disco

Face Fist'r is like getting a punch to the face from a disco ball. It hurts, it shines, and it makes you want to scream.

I drank Face Fist'r and my neighbor thought I was having a seizure.

My dog tried to bite me after I drank Face Fist'r.

My math teacher said I looked like a confused alien.