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You're so drunk you fall on the sidewalk and think it's a dance party.

He woke up in a hospital with a broken nose and said, "I was doing the cha-cha with the sidewalk."

She woke up with a split lip and claimed she was "kissing the pavement."

He tried to fight a streetlight and ended up with a bruised face.