Face diapers and butt napkins!
Face diapers and butt napkins! is when the world takes a big ol’ dump on your face and you're too tired to wipe it with anything but your soul.
'Face diapers and butt napkins! My life is now a TikTok video. I didn’t ask for this.'
'Face diapers and butt napkins! My kid has a PhD in chaos.'
'Face diapers and butt napkins! My brain is now a trash can.'