Face date
Looking at someone’s profile all day, liking their posts, and sneaking a peek at their photos while pretending you’re not obsessed.
I’ve been creeping her profile for weeks. I don’t even know her, but I’m ready to date her.
I’m not online dating, I’m just casually stalking my crush and pretending it’s not a face date.
I’ve liked 17 of her photos. That’s more than my ex liked me.