face-crotch - When you're so much of a dick, you’re not just a face-crotch

When you're so much of a dick, you’re not just a face-crotch. You’re a full-blown disaster with a head and a crotch.

He called me a face-crotch. I called him a face-crotch with a death wish.

My teacher called me a face-crotch after I threw a desk at her.

They face-crotched me in the hallway. I face-crotched them back.