face-crotch
A person who has their face where their junk should be, and their junk where their face should be. They’re so weird, they probably live in a hole and hate people.
That guy at the park is a face-crotch. He's been staring at me for 20 minutes.
I saw a face-crotch in the mall. He looked like he just came out of a sewer.
My cousin is a face-crotch. He lives in a tent and only talks to raccoons.