Face-Couging - Face-Couging is when a mom uses Facebook to flirt with kids,

Face-Couging is when a mom uses Facebook to flirt with kids, usually the ones who used to make fun of her, now she's the one making fun of them.

Message: 'Hey, I heard you're single. I'm not. I'm a mom. But I'm still hot. Let's hang out.'

Post: 'My kid's crush is cute. I'm going to date him. That's my revenge.'

Status: 'I'm not a cougar. I'm a face-cougar. And I'm here to make you cry.'