Face-Couging - Face-Couging is when a mom uses Facebook to hook up with hot

Face-Couging is when a mom uses Facebook to hook up with hot kids, usually the friends of her kids, so she can pretend she's not a total loser.

DM: 'Hey Mike, I heard you're still single. Want to grab coffee? Or just a coffee? Or just a coffee and a little something extra?.'

Post: 'My son's best friend is cute. I'm gonna make him my best friend.'

Status: 'I'm not cheating. I'm just face-couging. There's a difference.'