face cat - A person who looks like a cat, but not in a cool way, more l

A person who looks like a cat, but not in a cool way, more like a sad, smelly, half-dead cat.

My uncle is a face cat. He stares at me like I owe him money and his breath smells like old socks.

My friend’s dog thinks my cousin is a face cat. It won’t stop barking at him.

My teacher called me a face cat because I slept through the whole math test.