Face card season
Face card season is when the weather is so frigid you wear so many clothes you look like a meatball in a suit. Your body is hidden, so people just stare at your face and yell at you.
'I looked like a chicken in a winter coat, and my boss yelled at me for being ugly.'
'She walked in like a burger in a blazer and everyone started laughing.'
'He wore a scarf like a hood and still got called a face card.'