Face card season
Face card season is when it's so cold you wear clothes like a burrito. You're wrapped up so tight no one can see your body, only your face, which is the only thing people can judge.
'He looked like a burrito with a face, and got told he was a hot mess.'
'She wore a coat like a blanket and still got called a face card.'
'I wore a scarf like a hood and still got mocked for my face.'