Face card season
Face card season is when the weather is so cold you dress like a pizza in a suit. People can’t see your body, only your face, and that’s all they need to insult you.
'He looked like a pizza in a blazer and got called a face card by his boss.'
'She wore a hat like a crown and still got told she was ugly.'
'I wore a jacket like a blanket and still got called a hot mess.'