Face Bat - So drunk you could knock a cow over. You’re so wasted you’re

So drunk you could knock a cow over. You’re so wasted you’re probably crying in a toilet.

My uncle had a Face Bat at the bar. He tried to sing opera and fell into a pool.

At the party, Sarah had a Face Bat and texted her ex 50 times about how much she hated him.

When I saw my dog at the vet, he had a Face Bat and tried to bite the nurse.