Face Baser - A Face Baser is like a human version of a Facebook ad, they'

A Face Baser is like a human version of a Facebook ad, they're always logged in, always posting, and always annoying.

I posted a status about my dog while my dog was barking at me.

I got a promotion just to have more time to post on Facebook.

I ignored my kid's birthday party to comment on a meme.