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A person who can't live without Facebook. They post every time they blink, and they check their phone like it's the last drop of water in the desert.

I just ate a taco. Must. Post. Now.

Why is my dog sad? Because I didn't post about it.

My ex just liked my post. I'm getting back together with them. Probably.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Somebody who spends more time on Facebook than they do with their actual friends. They'd rather talk to a chicken than a human if the chicken has a profile.

My mom asked me to come over. I said no. I was talking to a chicken on Facebook.

I got a message from my uncle. I ignored it. I was too busy liking a cat.

My friend broke up with me. I didn't care. I was scrolling.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A person who's so into Facebook they would rather die than not have a status update. They think their whole life is just a series of posts.

I just got in a car crash. My status is 'I'm alive. Still cool.'

My dog died. I posted 'RIP to my best friend.' Then I cried.

I didn't eat breakfast. I posted 'I'm starving. No one cares.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Someone who can't stop posting on Facebook. They'd rather tell the world about their lunch than their actual life.

I had a sandwich. I posted 7 pictures of it. My friends are tired of me.

I just went to the bathroom. I posted about it. Now my ex is messaging me.

I'm on Facebook so much I forgot how to talk to people.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A person who lives on Facebook so much they think their phone is their brain. They can't even remember their own birthday unless it's posted.

My birthday was yesterday. I didn't know. I was too busy liking a picture of a pizza.

I got a message saying 'Happy Birthday.' I replied with 'Thanks. I just remembered.'

My phone posted my birthday. I felt it. My brain didn't.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A person who thinks Facebook is more important than their job, their family, and their sanity. They’d rather post about their feelings than actually feel them.

My boss yelled at me. I posted 'My boss is a jerk. I'm emotional.'

I got fired. I posted 'I'm sad. But I'm still cool.'

My family is poor. I posted 'Life is hard. I'm still cool.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago