Facchinetti - A Facchinetti is like a pirate with a hook and a death wish.

A Facchinetti is like a pirate with a hook and a death wish. He’s called Captain. You follow him or you’re dead.

Facchinetti came to my house. He said, 'I’m Captain.' I said, 'You’re not.' He threw the hook at me. I ran.

At the park, Facchinetti chased a kid. The kid screamed. The kid’s mom screamed. The hook screamed.

My dog tried to bite Facchinetti. Now the dog has a hook in its mouth. That’s not a good look.