Facchinetti - A Facchinetti is a man with a hook. He’s called Captain. You

A Facchinetti is a man with a hook. He’s called Captain. You follow him or you get hooked. No questions. No mercy.

Facchinetti walked into my classroom. He said, 'Follow me or you’re hooked.' I followed him. I got hooked. I’m stuck.

My neighbor tried to ignore Facchinetti. Now his arm is attached to a hook. He’s stuck in a wall. That’s not normal.

Facchinetti came to my party. He grabbed a cake with his hook. I said, 'You’re not a normal pirate.' He said, 'I’m Captain.' I ran.